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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Bitch Bible turns pop culture and everyday irritations into sharply detailed comic verdicts, powered by Jackie Schimmel's escalating certainty.
Jackie Schimmel can turn a beauty product, a restaurant straw, or an unfortunate pair of sunglasses into a ruling delivered with comic certainty.
An In-N-Out straw loses its paper tip, and suddenly you're invested in restaurant policy.
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Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.
A fast, chaotic comic pileup of petty disasters, self-mockery, and escalating details.
The episode turns a rough stretch of life into a brisk comic pileup: tax day, a shadow-ban joke, an eight-month dream-house bidding war, a botched hotel reservation, and a painful post-laser reaction keep snapping into one another until the whole thing feels gloriously unruly.
A 5:28 a.m. monologue that folds sleep trouble, Instagram hypocrisy, Grammys chatter, and canceled guests into comedy.
Jackie Schimmel starts before dawn at 5:28 a.m. on Saturday, March 13th, and the early hour shapes the whole hour. Sleep, melatonin, and dark dreams become the running material, with her mind stuck in its usual overnight spiral.
A brisk, messy sprint from solo parenting frustration to Vegas fueled fashion memory.
Bitch Bible moves through domestic chaos, Vegas escape energy, and sharp, ridiculous fashion talk at a quick clip. The stretch from solo parenting irritation to partner banter and then into pink canvas jackets, bandage dresses, and retail memories gives it a messy kind of…
Family chaos and self-justification shaped into a fast confessional rant.
The episode folds a week of undersleep, family logistics, and a broken air conditioner into a confessional comedy riff with a sharp domestic edge.
A manic Leo portal monologue that turns party planning into a full contact sport.
Jackie Schimmel treats a Leo-portal day like a license to spiral in public, and the bit works because she never lets the nonsense get abstract.
A tour-week spiral where vanity, parenting, and panic collide.
With tour departure 48 hours away, the episode lands as a full-body spiral: a cheek wound from her son’s acrylic nail, worry about what footage is already out there, and the sense that every bright idea may also be slightly insane. Its appeal is in the specificity.
Beauty talk, bird chaos, and celebrity detours keep the hangout moving.
The episode moves fast, starting with face oil, matte makeup, and a very expensive serum before wandering into Neverland, Soho House, and celebrity chatter. The tone stays loose and easy, which helps the jokes land without feeling forced.
A nervous Clearwater rant that moves from Scientology jokes to family politics and celebrity gossip.
Going Clear opens in Clearwater with a stubborn computer and a mood that feels both paranoid and eerie. From there, the episode moves from Scientology jokes to family politics, Facebook blowups, and celebrity gossip without losing its pace.
Irish talk radio with a live pulse.
Breakfast radio chaos, clipped for quick laughs.
Fast bits from the KDWB morning room.
Jackie Schimel returns with a casual, unscripted holiday-themed episode of The Bitch Bible, sharing personal anecdotes about her dog, bridesmaid brunch, and random observations.
Jackie Schimmel shares a humorous and relatable story about disciplining her young son Clyde, who has been testing boundaries with his French-accented defiance.
A humorous and sarcastic reflection on adjusting to solo parenting while a partner is away for work, blending domestic frustrations with comedic exaggeration.
The host celebrates the 14th anniversary of her podcast, reflecting on her journey from having no platform to maintaining consistency while sharing personal updates like Botox effects and a food recommendation.
The host reflects on her exhausting but rewarding tour experience, expressing gratitude to fans and discussing how it reignited her self-love through not taking things too seriously.
Two friends humorously discuss buying Halloween costumes at designer outlets, sharing stories about bargain shopping and European outlet experiences.
The host discusses her recent Botox and filler injections, humorously describing the side effects and her recording mishaps on her podcast.
The host humorously shares her Halloween plans, defends her preference for staying in, and recounts emotional moments with friends including meeting a new baby and attending a concert.
The host Jackie shares her excitement about an upcoming trip to Paris during Thanksgiving week, humorously detailing her preparations and refusal to work while abroad.
Jackie Schimmel humorously discusses her recent movie experience with Charlie's Angels and her confusing but intense SoulCycle classes where women seem to be having orgasms.
The host shares personal experiences and frustrations about aesthetic treatments and daily life in a humorous, conversational style.
Jackie discusses her intense period and New Year's resolution to be more confrontational while sharing a story about losing expensive sunglasses.
Jackie Schimmel shares a personal story about discovering her husband listed her as his life insurance beneficiary before they were engaged, expressing mixed emotions of flattery and annoyance while also venting about post-marriage social pressures.
The host humorously apologizes for repeatedly ranting about celebrities in past episodes while confidently asserting the podcast's quality and dismissing critics.
The host reflects on missing solo podcasting interactions, praises fellow female podcasters like Raina and Ashley from Girls Gotta Eat, and shares about a mysterious beauty campaign with Heather McMahon.
The host interviews Raina and Ashley from Girls Gotta Eat about their podcast on dating and sex, including a discussion about their sex toy company Vibes Only and humorous anecdotes.
The host shares humorous personal stories about Valentine's Day, parenting mishaps with her child Clyde, and her struggles with recording the episode.
The host reflects on current events and personal feelings during the holiday season, touching on tragedies, performative politics, and anti-Semitism, while maintaining a light tone.
The host shares their exhaustion from a whirlwind tour while reflecting on recent shows in Nashville and Atlanta, expressing both fatigue and excitement.
This episode features a humorous and candid conversation with Amanda McCants about her identity as a content creator, her struggles with reading and education, and her high school experiences.
A comedian shares a humorous parenting story about her son's ballet progress and reflects on redeeming her stand-up performances in San Francisco after past controversial shows.
The host humorously discusses technical difficulties with video lighting and camera settings while sharing personal updates about her appearance and upcoming tour.
The host promotes upcoming live tour dates for the Bitch Bible Podcast in various cities while humorously admitting to fabricating special guests to boost ticket sales.
The host discusses her decision to take a 72-hour social media cleanse, reflecting on the overwhelming negativity and desensitization in online discourse while humorously acknowledging her own contradictions.
The host shares personal reflections on recording while slightly intoxicated, discusses the upcoming Off-Brand October and Rosh Hashanah, and critiques the song 'Good Luck, Babe' by Chapel Rowan.
Jackie Schimmel challenges herself to adopt a lovely and cheerful persona for this week's episode as a professional endurance test while reflecting on the difficulties of solo podcasting.
The host reflects on her struggles with learning French and Spanish while traveling in Paris, and shares her genuine friendship with Heather McMahon formed through podcasting.
The host reflects on returning from a two-week break, discussing her work ethic, the challenges of not recording, and asserting her unique value in an AI-dominated world.
The host discusses her recent salon visit and alternative wellness therapies, then critiques online content culture and highlights a humorous reel by Melissa Wood Tepperberg.
A comedic rant about holiday frustrations, New Year's clichés, and relationship dynamics during the festive season.
The host takes a week off from live episodes and shares a nostalgic 2020 holiday episode with Heather McMahan while updating listeners on her hectic holiday party schedule and party tips.
The host reflects on St.
The host enthusiastically embraces winter holiday festivities with elaborate decorations while reflecting on the season's potential loneliness for others.
The host expresses deep love for her podcast, discusses her preference for audio over video work, and shares humorous personal anecdotes about her life and career.
The host shares personal struggles during a Jewish holiday week, emphasizing authenticity and resilience while dealing with the absence of her partner and housekeeper.
The host humorously critiques the TV show 'The Summer I Turned Pretty' while sharing personal anecdotes about her hair and petty behavior.
Jackie Schimmel rants about hating the beach, critiques celebrities like Jojo Siwa and Jessica Simpson, shares personal anecdotes including meeting Taylor Swift, and humorously plans her birthday party while discussing pop culture news.
Jackie Schimmel rants about her early morning struggles, toxic positivity on Instagram, and Grammy Awards snubs, blending personal anecdotes with comedic social commentary.
Jackie Schimmel recounts her Florida tour, joking about Scientology paranoia in Clearwater and bonding with fans.
Jackie Schimmel rants about her travel struggles, including a disastrous flight with an annoying passenger, and critiques pop culture topics like the college admissions scandal, social media influencers, and disrespect at Holocaust memorials.
Jackie Schimmel interviews John Hill in a candid and humorous conversation covering his sobriety journey, past drug use, controversial podcast moments, and a list of personal hates.
Jackie Schimmel shares her pre-tour anxieties, family antics including her son's fecal games, and quirky hobbies like pickling, all while promoting her upcoming shows and sponsored products in her signature unfiltered style.
Jackie shares chaotic personal stories, including her son's teething crisis, her husband's dramatic choking incident, and critiques of pop culture trends like Brittany Mahomes' birthday posts.
Jackie Schimmel delivers unfiltered pop culture commentary, hilariously critiquing the Jeff Bezos-Lauren Sanchez wedding, Sydney Sweeney's Baskin Robbins collaboration, and various celebrity ventures.
Jackie Schimmel hosts Adam Rippon for a candid and humorous conversation covering topics like accidental superglue mishaps, the nuances of being 'recreationally crazy,' controversial jokes, AI misinformation, and a shared passion for antiquing.
Jackie Schimmel recounts a chaotic weekend where she celebrated the Leo portal opening with solo indulgence, only to face a vomit-covered parenting crisis when her son gets sick.
Jackie Schimmel recaps her recent comedy tour, sharing chaotic travel stories with her toddler son Clyde, who stole the show in New York by flashing the crowd.
Jackie Schimmel shares chaotic personal stories, including hacking her husband's Instagram as a prank, dealing with a laser hair removal mishap, and navigating a competitive house bid.
Jackie Schimmel celebrates her 35th birthday with a solo rant episode, sharing hilarious pet peeves from social media trends to designer fakes, while reflecting on tour exhaustion and parenting moments.
Jackie Schimmel rants about solo parenting exhaustion, a frustrating candle-buying saga with her grandmother, and wild stories from a Vegas trip.
Host Jackie Schimmel rants about Limb Difference Awareness Month and her emotional teppanyaki dinner as a single mother.
Jackie Schimmel rants about spring, her appearance, and recent events with her signature unfiltered, bitchy humor.
Host Jackie Schimmel rants about solo parenting, her admiration for Alex Cooper, and her lack of jealousy, blending personal anecdotes with pop culture commentary.
Host Jackie Schimmel returns with a disclaimer about her direct, bitchy humor and invites listeners to enjoy or hate-listen to her unfiltered takes on millennial life.
Jackie rants about solo parenting, her weave removal, and attending a headstone unveiling with her signature unfiltered humor.
Host Jackie Schimmel rants about her husband's negligence leading to a dog poop disaster on her new floors, blending self-deprecating humor with millennial struggles.
Host Jackie Schimmel interviews Tina Anderson, CEO of Just Thrive Probiotics, about gut health and wellness, sharing her personal postpartum experience.
Jackie Schimmel interviews Brad Goreski about his new podcast, with humorous rants about podcasting etiquette and dreams.
The host rants humorously about her difficult baby and the challenges of motherhood.
The host recounts her cousin's wedding, describing her grandma's antics and her own overindulgence, with a humorous, unfiltered tone.