Jackie Schimmel declares she hates everything about the beach, from sandy sandwiches to psychotic schlep factors.
As heard by us
A beach complaint turns into a fast, prickly run through celebrity gossip and self-aware side-eye.
Urine on the Dance Floor starts with a beach complaint that keeps going until it feels less like a bit than a grudge against sand, then swings into Jojo Siwa, gossip etiquette, Charli XCX's wedding, and a private-text joke that lands on its feet.
Why you'd press play
For when you want a feral beach rant that barrels into pop-culture gossip.
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