Relying On Benjamins

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Two Benjamins, one glowing dog, and a heckling narrator.

The gist

Relying On Benjamins is a scripted musical comedy that follows Benjamin Feyler, Benjamin Ozwald and their dog Ashton through a serialized adventure that keeps getting bigger. A narrator recaps the cliffhangers, heckles the heroes and complains out loud when the plot forgets its own loose ends.

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About Relying On Benjamins

Relying On Benjamins is a scripted musical comedy about two friends who share a first name, Benjamin Feyler and Benjamin Ozwald, and the dog at their side, Ashton. It is serialized fiction, and it plays its own serial structure for laughs. The cold opens share a formula, starting with 'Not so long ago, in a land high, high away' before a narrator rushes through the previous episode's chaos. Sometimes the recap gives up partway, admits it cannot explain what happened, and tells the listener to go back and hear the last episode. That narrator is the running joke under everything else. The narration calls the heroes idiots, wonders what a character might be hiding under a jacket, and at one point complains that the story set up a courtroom trial involving Harvey Blurk and then dropped it. The early episodes are a workplace farce. In episode 3 the trio arrive at the Von Winkle Talent Agency the morning after the Sparky Awards, lying about their sexual orientation, short on money, and sizing up coworkers with names like Melvin Wednesday, Herbert Wagenfeld and Angelina Umbrella. An agency belonging to someone called Blumberstoop has taken more awards, and a colleague named Robert M. Harvey wins Best Dog and Best Dog Handler yet again. The Benjamins even walk in with a rhyming entrance about bringing cash in. By the episodes numbered in the thirties, the story has turned into the Battle of Astoria Park. Grandmaster Kawa and Master Zaru step in against the Man with Many Names, whose eyes turn blue when he clenches his fists and who fires a big blue energy beam from his hand. The fights are narrated blow by blow, down to both fighters spinning through the air in a shape the narration compares to a cannonball. Ashton, called beautiful again and again, glows with a golden brown aura, manages to bite the attacker, and turns out to have healing powers. The characters argue over whether a grandmother's crystal necklace, which one Benjamin chewed on as a kid, could explain any of it. The characters play it straight even when the narration will not. Grandmaster Kawa asks Master Zaru to save the Benjamins instead of him if it comes to a choice, and Master Zaru objects that they only met the pair about eight days ago. More threads pile up: Frederick Von Winkle, Carl Salad, and a hole stuffed with cash and more crystals. The episode titled '37. The End of the First Saga' wraps up that arc and promises that a next saga will answer the leftover questions. As a musical comedy, it works original songs into the story alongside the dialogue and narration. The language is crude, the violence is cartoonish, and the show knows exactly how ridiculous it is.

Made for: Suits a listener who likes serialized audio fiction that is crude, loud and self-mocking, and who enjoys a plot that swings from office farce to superpowered battle without apologizing for it.

What sets it apart: The narrator is part of the comedy, recapping cliffhangers, insulting the heroes and griping about the show's own dropped subplots while the characters play a supernatural battle completely straight. Original music and a dog with healing powers add to the strangeness.

In their own words

Created by Brandon Shapiro & Matt Miller, Relying On Benjamins is a scripted musical comedy podcast about the lives of two best friends, Benjamin Feyler and Benjamin Ozwald, with their dashing canine companion, Ashton, who all embark on an epic musical adventure in a ridiculous and ever-expanding world. Relying On Benjamins features new songs and original music every episode. Contact [email protected] for questions about the show.

Why you'd press play

Astoria Park is full of craters, and you are somehow rooting hardest for the dog.

Press play if you want

  • to follow two battered Benjamins through a fight where Ashton the dog becomes the unlikely healer
  • a narrator who pauses the danger to wonder how the story can continue if everyone is dead
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Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

37. The End of the First SagaJan 1, 2023

A strange battle aftermath turns Ashton the dog into the saga's most powerful unanswered question.

The End of the First Saga treats the Battle of Astoria Park less as a finish line than as a charged aftershock, turning the fallout into a supernatural debrief.

36. Benjamin & Benjamin After the BattleDec 1, 2022

A wounded master, a possibly healing dog, and a buried crystal cache turn one victory into the next mystery.

After the Battle of Astoria Park, the episode shifts into a bruised rescue mission that keeps making room for a stranger supernatural puzzle. A gravely injured master drags himself toward the East River in search of Grandmaster Kawa, while Coral Salad finds Mr.

35. The Battle ConcludesNov 1, 2022

A frantic rescue curdles into a sincere, chaotic test of loyalty with apparent casualties waiting at the edge.

"The Battle Concludes" turns a rescue mission into a bleak comic spiral. After Grandmaster Kawa and Master Zaru fail to save the Benjamins and Ashton, the Mal with Many Names closes in on Master Yarwin's car while the wounded Benjamin Fela fights with the keys.

34. Attack of The Man With Many NamesOct 1, 2022

Grandmaster Kawa's crater-making showdown takes a sharp turn when the Man with Many Names fires a blue energy beam.

Grandmaster Kawa and the Man with Many Names push the Battle of Astoria Park into a bruising test of power, timing, and nerve. Kawa's earlier attacks finally seem to matter when the Man with Many Names' blue eyes set off another earthquake and both fighters commit to the charge.

33. Grandmaster Kawa Strikes BackSep 1, 2022

Grandmaster Kawa enters a brutal, surreal fight as the Benjamins cling to Ashton through blue eyes and earthquakes.

The Benjamins and Ashton are trapped in the Battle of Astoria Park, where the fight with the man with many names keeps turning stranger and more dangerous.

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Episodes

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    37. The End of the First Saga

    Hidden gem

    ["Relying On Benjamins episode 37 follows the Battle of Astoria Park, where Ashton the Rhodesian Ridgeback Pitbull mix heals the group and resets the power balance.", "Grand Master Kawa says a dark violet stone from an earlier fight with the homeless man gave him strength only when it touched his skin, and he hid it under a jacket on his right shoulder.", "Benjamin Oswald, Benjamin Failor, Master Zaru, and Mr.

    Jan 1, 2023·1h 1m·4 clips
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    36. Benjamin & Benjamin After the Battle

    Hidden gem

    Relying On Benjamins episode 36 opens with Ashton the dog healing the wounded survivors after the Battle of Astoria Park, including the Benjamins, Grandmaster Kawa, Master Zaru, and Mr.

    Dec 1, 2022·39m·2 clips
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    35. The Battle Concludes

    Hidden gem

    Relying On Benjamins episode 35, "The Battle Concludes," opens on the Astoria Park fight as the Mal with Many Names reaches Master Yarwin's car and attacks Ashton.

    Nov 1, 2022·30m·3 clips
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    34. Attack of The Man With Many Names

    Hidden gem

    Grandmaster Kawa reveals a violet-eyed form while fighting the Man with Many Names across Astoria Park and Hellgate Bridge.

    Oct 1, 2022·23m·1 clip
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    33. Grandmaster Kawa Strikes Back

    Hidden gem

    Relying On Benjamins episode 33, "Grandmaster Kawa Strikes Back," jumps from Astoria Park to Hell Gate Bridge and the East River.

    Sep 1, 2022·24m·1 clip
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    32. The Battle Still Continues

    Aug 1, 2022·30m
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    31. The Battle Continues

    Jul 1, 2022·28m
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    30. Battle of Astoria Park

    Jun 1, 2022·24m
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    29. Benjamin & Benjamin Prepare for Battle

    May 1, 2022·23m
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    28. Defend, Benjamins, Defend!

    Apr 1, 2022·26m
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    27. Attack of the Minions

    Mar 1, 2022·22m
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    26. The Return

    Feb 1, 2022·28m
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    25. Benjamin & Benjamin Recap Everything

    Jan 1, 2022·38m
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    24. Astoria Hangout

    Dec 1, 2021·45m
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    23. Three Sides to Every Benjamin

    Nov 1, 2021·37m
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    22. Two Sides to Every Benjamin

    Oct 1, 2021·34m
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    21. Order, Benjamins, Order!

    Sep 1, 2021·46m
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    20. What a Crazy Two Months

    Aug 1, 2021·37m
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    19. Detective Benjamins

    Jul 1, 2021·43m
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    18. Ashton the Spokesdog

    Jun 1, 2021·41m
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    17. The Feast

    May 1, 2021·40m
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    16. Benjamin & Benjamin Give Thanks

    Apr 1, 2021·35m
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    15. Grandmaster Kawa's First Lesson

    Mar 1, 2021·31m
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    14. Fight, Benjamins, Fight!

    Feb 1, 2021·29m
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    13. Backstage Benjamins

    Jan 1, 2021·28m
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    12. The Concert

    Dec 1, 2020·29m
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    11. When You're In Clydesdale

    Nov 1, 2020·32m
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    10. A Place Called Clydesdale

    Oct 1, 2020·30m
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    9. VonWinkle's Talent Agency Road Trip

    Sep 1, 2020·26m
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    8. Floppingham’s Pegasus

    Aug 1, 2020·38m
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    7. Benjamin & Benjamin Take Five

    Jul 1, 2020·28m
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    6. Lights, Camera, Ashton!

    Jun 1, 2020·26m
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    5. The Fragileness of Life

    May 1, 2020·30m
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    4. VonWinkle's Talent Agency Banquet

    Apr 1, 2020·30m
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    3. The Top

    Two Benjamins and their dog Ashton start their second day at a dog talent agency, attending a meeting after the Sparky Awards.

    Mar 1, 2020·25m
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    2. Benjamin & Benjamin Have No Clue

    Two friends and their dog try to recover stolen rent money from a homeless man in a comedic musical adventure.

    Feb 1, 2020·27m
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    1. Get That Money

    A scripted musical comedy about two roommates and their dog embarking on musical adventures.

    Jan 1, 2020·25m