Completely Arbortrary

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Funny, fervent botany for tree-curious minds.

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Completely Arbortrary treats trees as portals into science, culture, and weirdly specific observation. Episodes move from yew toxins and redwood fog uptake to cherry wood history, fungal networks, sakaki flowers, and the practical stakes of protecting conifers.

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About Completely Arbortrary

Completely Arbortrary is a tree show that treats botany as both serious science and excellent conversational material. It is loose, funny, and densely curious. A single species can carry an episode from plant anatomy to a joke about shoes, from seed chemistry to the stakes of protected land. The show does not present trees as background scenery. It treats them as active participants in complicated systems. English yew becomes a way to talk about toxicity, fleshy cones, birds, mammals, and the difference between eating fruit and destroying a seed. Douglas-fir becomes a long-view story about forests that overlap across generations, with roots grafting together and fungi shaping the underground world. Coast redwood becomes a fog story, where canopy leaves and summer drought explain how a giant survives in a narrow coastal belt. Wild whiskey cherry brings the human history closer: people finding valuable wood, clearing good farmland, and turning an abundant tree into something altered by appetite. Bigleaf magnolia invites beetles into the frame, with pollination described as a precise bargain rather than a vague natural process. The show can be silly. It often is. That looseness is part of the appeal, because the jokes sit beside genuine explanation instead of replacing it. The recurring language of fungal associates, cones, forests, flowers, and field obsession gives the show a lived-in texture. Recent episodes also frame Casey's Year of the Cone as a conservation-minded project to find native conifer species in the United States. That adds urgency without making the program dour. Completely Arbortrary works best for listeners who like science with digressions, specificity, and human enthusiasm left intact.

Made for: For listeners who like nature science, plant identification, ecology, and conversational shows that make room for jokes. It especially suits people who enjoy learning why one tree's flowers, cones, roots, wood, or habitat can explain a much larger world.

What sets it apart: The show combines close botanical detail with a loose comic rhythm, so technical ideas like fog uptake, root grafting, seed dispersal, and beetle pollination arrive through vivid, oddball conversation. Its tree-by-tree format gives each episode a concrete anchor while still reaching into conservation and deep forest time.

In their own words

Tree advocate Casey Clapp and his tree-curious friend Alex Crowson bring you a podcast about trees and other related topics. History, culture, art, religion, science... trees affect and are affected by everything. Join Casey and Alex on their silly and educational journey to prove it.

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Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Species-by-species conversations turn tree anatomy, pollination, water uptake, and forest relationships into vivid, approachable plant biology.

Completely Arbortrary treats each tree as a working biological system with a cultural footprint. Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson build conversational lessons around particular species, following coast redwoods into fog-dependent water uptake and English yews into the chemistry and…

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A beetle sleepover becomes Casey's pollination theory, and suddenly you're rooting for the deal.

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  • to picture a Douglas-fir forest whose roots connect beneath your feet
  • to hear Casey and Alex connect redwood leaves with coastal fog
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Shinto My God! (Sakaki)Apr 16, 2026

A conifer quest narrows to sakaki flowers and a memorable shoe comparison.

Casey Clap sets up the Year of the Cone as a one-year search for every native species of conifer in the United States, and the episode settles into plant talk through close observation rather than abstract framing.

Hades! Hades! Hades! (English Yew)Apr 9, 2026

Yew becomes a clear lesson in seed dispersal and plant tradeoffs.

Casey's Year of the Cone turns its attention to yew, using the tree to trace how conifers move seeds through a bargain with animals. The episode is strongest when it sticks close to plant logic: why fruit can surround a seed, why some creatures do the eating and the pooping, and…

Episode III: Revenge of the Pith (Douglas-fir 3)Apr 2, 2026

A Douglas-fir conversation that turns one tree into a whole forest network.

The episode treats Douglas-fir as a window into a forest that works as one connected system. Roots, fungal associates, and tree-to-tree grafting all keep the focus on relationships instead of any single organism standing alone.

Wood Vibrations (Wild Whiskey Cherry)Mar 26, 2026

A cherry tree's timber history opens onto the ecological consequences of settlement.

Wild Whiskey Cherry follows a cherry tree at full height in the Eastern deciduous forest, with attention to the Pennsylvania, West Virginia, New York, and Allegheny Plateau area.

Are You There, Fog? (Coast Redwood 2)Feb 26, 2026

Fog and tree anatomy do the heavy lifting here.

This episode links tree biology to fog in a clear, grounded way, using the trees' fog-belt habitat from southern Oregon to Santa Cruz and their dimorphic leaves to show how they manage water and hold on along the coast.

Deal with the Devil (Bigleaf Magnolia)Oct 30, 2025

A flower-and-beetle story that turns pollination into a sly bargain.

The episode settles into a focused plant story, moving through Casey's Year of the Cone project, the urgency around protected areas, and a close look at how one flower may be working a quiet bargain with beetles.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Buzz Pollination (Bigberry Manzanita)

    ·1h 4m
  2. 2

    Episode III: Revenge of the Pith (Douglas-fir 3)

    ·1h 35m
  3. 3

    Wood Vibrations (Wild Whiskey Cherry)

    ·1h 16m
  4. 4

    BONUS EPISODE: Trees of the Deserts

    ·11m
  5. 5

    Anastasianism (Siberian Stone Pine)

    ·1h 13m
  6. 6

    Anomalous Secondary Growth (Ombú)

    ·44m
  7. 7

    Golden Cone Ratio (Austrian Black Pine)

    ·56m
  8. 8

    BONUS: Lord of the Tree Rings Marathon

    ·4h 10m
  9. 9

    Inside Sprout: Joy (Money Tree)

    ·1h
  10. 10

    Inside Sprout: Sadness (Weeping Cherry)

    ·1h 17m
  11. 11

    Inside Sprout: Anger (Jeffrey Pine)

    ·1h 11m
  12. 12

    Inside Sprout: Fear (Silver Maple)

    ·1h 4m
  13. 13

    How Casey Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apple (Apple 3)

    ·1h 12m
  14. 14

    Are You There, Fog? (Coast Redwood 2)

    ·1h 10m
  15. 15

    Even Older Growth (Western Juniper 2)

    ·1h 31m
  16. 16

    Renaissance Tree (Superb Schima)

    ·1h 9m
  17. 17

    Cones on the Spectrum (Celerytop-Pine)

    ·1h 20m
  18. 18

    Evolutionary Naïveté (Blue Ash)

    ·1h 1m
  19. 19

    Bird Influence (Limber Pine)

    ·1h 26m
  20. 20

    Burning Hot Fresh Root News (Scots Pine)

    ·1h 11m
  21. 21

    It's The End of Completely Arbortrary (As We Know It)

    ·51m
  22. 22

    How Water Moves Through Trees (Oyster Bay-Pine)

    ·1h 17m
  23. 23

    Underplanted, Underrated, Underappreciated (Japanese Pagodatree)

    ·1h 18m
  24. 24

    Ivory & (Ebony)

    ·1h 15m
  25. 25

    The Odysseed (Lotus Tree)

    ·1h
  26. 26

    Holiday Merch Sale + Urban Trees and Racism

    ·1h 11m
  27. 27

    Splitting Facts (Weeping Juniper)

    ·1h
  28. 28

    Goin' Thig Mode (Fraser Fir)

    ·1h 5m
  29. 29

    Lil' Apple Make This Horse Go Crazy (Manzanilla de la Muerte)

    ·58m
  30. 30

    Mummy and Me (Coffintree)

    ·52m
  31. 31

    Creature from the Black Tea Lagoon (Swamp Tupelo)

    ·1h 13m
  32. 32

    Sectored Architecture (Rocky Mountain Bristlecone Pine)

    ·1h 4m
  33. 33

    Pavlova (The Fruit That Serves Itself)

    ·1h 19m
  34. 34

    Zwetschgenkuchen (European Plum)

    ·1h 7m
  35. 35

    Baesuk (Asian Pear)

    ·1h 6m
  36. 36

    Baklava (Pistachio)

    ·1h 7m
  37. 37

    Hades! Hades! Hades! (English Yew)

    ·58m
  38. 38

    BONUS EPISODE: What is Bark? + Alex's Hawaiian Adventure

    ·45m
  39. 39

    BONUS EPISODE: What is Soil? + Casey's Throat Catastrophe

    ·54m
  40. 40

    All Trees Go To Heaven (American Beech)

    ·1h 17m
  41. 41

    Keyaki (Japanese Zelkova)

    ·1h 5m
  42. 42

    Insultivar (Chokecherry)

    ·1h 3m
  43. 43

    Dial M for (Maxipiñon)

    ·54m
  44. 44

    Zombie Survivors (Vietnam Cypress)

    ·53m
  45. 45

    There's Always Money in the (Banana Tree)

    ·1h 19m
  46. 46

    The Lean (Cook Island Pine)

    ·58m
  47. 47

    The New Mahogany (Ipê)

    ·1h 20m
  48. 48

    BONUS EPISODE: Treeasy Listening #1

    ·1h 7m
  49. 49

    Parthenocarpy (Paperbark Maple)

    ·51m
  50. 50

    Trunk Drawer (Governor's Plum)

    ·57m
  51. 51

    Bean Leaves in Bondage (Silk Tree)

    ·1h 6m
  52. 52

    Reversion Therapy (White Spruce)

    ·54m
  53. 53

    Fight Shrub (Butternut)

    ·1h
  54. 54

    What a (Knobcone Pine)!

    ·57m
  55. 55

    Ball is Life (Rubber)

    ·52m
  56. 56

    Little Kid (Balsa)

    ·47m
  57. 57

    The Chipko Movement (Banj Oak)

    ·1h 4m
  58. 58

    Parent Earth (Sitka Spruce)

    ·54m
  59. 59

    Low-Hanging Fruit (Jaboticaba)

    ·1h 3m
  60. 60

    Clickbait Tree (Walking Palm)

    ·1h 3m
  61. 61

    Ironheart (ʻŌhiʻa Lehua)

    ·1h 10m
  62. 62

    Artificial Instemination (Florida Torreya)

    ·1h 10m
  63. 63

    SEEDPOD: Whittlin' with Justin Davies

    ·1h 10m
  64. 64

    Christmas in Australia (Moodjar)

    ·1h 18m
  65. 65

    Myrrh & (Frankincense)

    ·1h 2m
  66. 66

    That Hummock Life (Gumbo-Limbo)

    ·59m
  67. 67

    Worm! Worm! Worm! (Yellow Birch)

    ·1h 9m
  68. 68

    Yerba-maté (Gourd Herb)

    ·1h 11m
  69. 69

    Life Goes On (Curlleaf Mountain-Mahogany)

    ·1h 11m
  70. 70

    A Place for Everything (Keteleeria)

    ·1h 4m
  71. 71

    Larchy Bark and the Trunky Bunch (Golden-Larch)

    ·1h 1m
  72. 72

    NOT A MANGO, DO NOT EAT (Sea-Mango)

    ·59m
  73. 73

    Stung By Thirty Wasps (Giant Stinging Tree)

    ·1h
  74. 74

    Parenchyma Schmarenchyma (Boojum Tree)

    ·1h 1m
  75. 75

    The 𝘹 Files (Munz Oak)

    ·58m
  76. 76

    Sitting Under a (Western Sycamore)

    ·1h 13m
  77. 77

    Dam! (China-Fir)

    ·1h 1m
  78. 78

    SEEDPOD: Alie Ward from OLOGIES

    ·1h 2m
  79. 79

    Yellow Die (American Smoketree)

    ·1h 6m
  80. 80

    Weirder Sex (Striped Maple)

    ·1h 1m
  81. 81

    A Tale of Two Houses (English Holly)

    ·1h 3m
  82. 82

    Smokey Bad (Western White Pine)

    ·1h 11m
  83. 83

    Xiāngfěi (Chinese-Nutmeg)

    ·1h 8m
  84. 84

    Sweet Pea (Tamarind)

    ·56m
  85. 85

    Banana Sundae (Ice-Cream Bean)

    ·1h 8m
  86. 86

    Chewing Gum (Sapodilla)

    ·1h 8m
  87. 87

    Ants and Fungiculture (Almécega)

    ·1h 7m
  88. 88

    What is Photosynthesis?

    ·42m
  89. 89

    Weird Sex (Black Tree Fern)

    ·1h 10m
  90. 90

    The City That Trees Built (European Alder)

    ·1h 13m
  91. 91

    The Book of Casey

    ·53m
  92. 92

    Superiority Complex (White Fir)

    ·1h 11m
  93. 93

    Age of Deceit (Alerce)

    ·1h 7m
  94. 94

    When Good Trees Go Bad (Laurel Oak)

    ·1h 1m
  95. 95

    BONUS EPISODE: What is a Leaf?

    ·47m
  96. 96

    Let Your Neighbors See You Naked! (Leyland Cypress)

    ·1h 18m
  97. 97

    Deal with the Devil (Bigleaf Magnolia)

    Casey Clap announces his Year of the Cone project to find all 111 native US conifer species in one year and asks for support.

    ·1h 10m
  98. 98

    BONUS EPISODE: Fungus in the Fall

    Casey Clap announces his Year of the Cone project to find all 111 native conifer species in the US and invites support, then transitions to a live Arbitrary Plus episode with fungal associates.

    ·1h 10m
  99. 99

    Inside Sprout: Disgust (Black Locust)

    Casey Clap discusses the black locust tree, its ecological role, and its controversial status as both a native and invasive species.

    ·51m
  100. 100

    Reinventing the (Wheel Tree)

    Casey Clap introduces his project to find all 111 native conifer species in the US in one year, emphasizing conservation and community support.

    ·1h 3m
  101. 101

    Shinto My God! (Sakaki)

    Hidden gem

    Casey Clap discusses his project to find all 111 native conifer species in the US in one year, while Alex Gross introduces the episode with a focus on Shinto and the Sakaki tree.

    Apr 16, 2026·58m·2 clips
  102. 102

    Hades! Hades! Hades! (English Yew)

    Hidden gem

    Completely Arbitrary's Tree Runs covers English yew in Hades!

    Apr 9, 2026·58m·4 clips
  103. 103

    Episode III: Revenge of the Pith (Douglas-fir 3)

    Hidden gem

    Casey opens Completely Arbitrary by tying the farewell episode to Year of the Cone, a project to find all 111 native U.S.

    Apr 2, 2026·1h 35m·5 clips
  104. 104

    Wood Vibrations (Wild Whiskey Cherry)

    On this episode of Completely Arbitrary, hosts Casey Clapp and Alex identify the wild whiskey cherry, better known as the black cherry (Prunus serotina), a tree native to the eastern United States.

    Mar 26, 2026·1h 16m·5 clips
  105. 105

    BONUS EPISODE: Trees of the Deserts

    Casey announces a break due to editor Alex's concussion and promotes his upcoming project, the Year of the Cone.

    Mar 19, 2026·11m
  106. 106

    Anastasianism (Siberian Stone Pine)

    Mar 12, 2026·1h 13m
  107. 107

    How Casey Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apple (Apple 3)

    Mar 5, 2026·1h 12m
  108. 108

    Are You There, Fog? (Coast Redwood 2)

    Hidden gem

    ["Casey Clap frames the Year of the Cone as a one-year search for all 111 native U.S.

    Feb 26, 2026·1h 10m·5 clips
  109. 109

    Reinventing the (Wheel Tree)

    Feb 19, 2026·1h 3m
  110. 110

    Even Older Growth (Western Juniper 2)

    Feb 12, 2026·1h 31m
  111. 111

    Renaissance Tree (Superb Schima)

    Feb 5, 2026·1h 9m
  112. 112

    Cones on the Spectrum (Celerytop-Pine)

    Jan 29, 2026·1h 20m
  113. 113

    Evolutionary Naïveté (Blue Ash)

    Jan 22, 2026·1h 1m
  114. 114

    Bird Influence (Limber Pine)

    Jan 15, 2026·1h 26m
  115. 115

    Burning Hot Fresh Root News (Scots Pine)

    Jan 8, 2026·1h 11m
  116. 116

    It's The End of Completely Arbortrary (As We Know It)

    Jan 1, 2026·51m
  117. 117

    How Water Moves Through Trees (Oyster Bay-Pine)

    Dec 25, 2025·1h 17m
  118. 118

    Underplanted, Underrated, Underappreciated (Japanese Pagodatree)

    Dec 18, 2025·1h 18m
  119. 119

    Ivory & (Ebony)

    Dec 11, 2025·1h 15m
  120. 120

    The Odysseed (Lotus Tree)

    Dec 4, 2025·1h
  121. 121

    Holiday Merch Sale + Urban Trees and Racism

    Nov 27, 2025·1h 11m
  122. 122

    BONUS EPISODE: Fungus in the Fall

    Nov 20, 2025·1h 10m
  123. 123

    Splitting Facts (Weeping Juniper)

    Nov 13, 2025·1h
  124. 124

    Goin' Thig Mode (Fraser Fir)

    Nov 6, 2025·1h 5m
  125. 125

    Deal with the Devil (Bigleaf Magnolia)

    Hidden gem

    Casey Clap introduces his Year of the Cone project to find all 111 native conifer species in the US and discusses the importance of protecting their habitats.

    Oct 30, 2025·1h 10m·2 clips
  126. 126

    Lil' Apple Make This Horse Go Crazy (Manzanilla de la Muerte)

    Oct 23, 2025·58m
  127. 127

    Mummy and Me (Coffintree)

    Oct 16, 2025·52m
  128. 128

    Creature from the Black Tea Lagoon (Swamp Tupelo)

    Oct 9, 2025·1h 13m
  129. 129

    Sectored Architecture (Rocky Mountain Bristlecone Pine)

    Oct 2, 2025·1h 4m
  130. 130

    Pavlova (The Fruit That Serves Itself)

    Sep 25, 2025·1h 19m
  131. 131

    Zwetschgenkuchen (European Plum)

    Sep 18, 2025·1h 7m
  132. 132

    Baesuk (Asian Pear)

    Sep 11, 2025·1h 6m
  133. 133

    Baklava (Pistachio)

    Sep 4, 2025·1h 7m
  134. 134

    Buzz Pollination (Bigberry Manzanita)

    Aug 28, 2025·1h 4m
  135. 135

    BONUS EPISODE: What is Bark? + Alex's Hawaiian Adventure

    Aug 21, 2025·45m
  136. 136

    BONUS EPISODE: What is Soil? + Casey's Throat Catastrophe

    Aug 14, 2025·54m
  137. 137

    All Trees Go To Heaven (American Beech)

    Aug 7, 2025·1h 17m
  138. 138

    Keyaki (Japanese Zelkova)

    Jul 31, 2025·1h 5m
  139. 139

    Insultivar (Chokecherry)

    Jul 24, 2025·1h 3m
  140. 140

    Dial M for (Maxipiñon)

    Jul 17, 2025·54m
  141. 141

    Zombie Survivors (Vietnam Cypress)

    Jul 10, 2025·53m
  142. 142

    There's Always Money in the (Banana Tree)

    Jul 3, 2025·1h 19m
  143. 143

    The Lean (Cook Island Pine)

    Jun 26, 2025·58m
  144. 144

    The New Mahogany (Ipê)

    Jun 19, 2025·1h 20m
  145. 145

    BONUS EPISODE: Treeasy Listening #1

    Jun 12, 2025·1h 7m
  146. 146

    Parthenocarpy (Paperbark Maple)

    Jun 7, 2025·51m
  147. 147

    Trunk Drawer (Governor's Plum)

    May 29, 2025·57m
  148. 148

    Bean Leaves in Bondage (Silk Tree)

    May 22, 2025·1h 6m
  149. 149

    Reversion Therapy (White Spruce)

    May 15, 2025·54m
  150. 150

    Fight Shrub (Butternut)

    May 8, 2025·1h