Episode 567 - Cameo Catnip

August 11, 2025·1 hr 28 min·8 clips

Mick Foley offers to use your dick to beat a man down in a hilarious Cameo request.

Episode 567 opens with the hosts catching up after attending Comic-Con, quickly pivoting to Eric's upcoming 44th birthday. They discuss birthday plans and the insignificance of non-milestone ages, with Eric noting he wants to go big for 45 but is keeping 44 low-key. The conversation shifts to the Costco family's internet fame, particularly the Rizzler kid, and a Theo Vaughn podcast appearance where the kid seemed more like an actual child than his usual internet persona. This leads naturally into a long segment on the Cameo app, which the hosts browse live during recording. They scroll through celebrities available for under $100, recognizing some faces and having no idea who others are. Highlights include discovering Chris Hansen is on Cameo, which spawns an extended bit about Hansen showing up at parties and making everyone nervous. They find Tom Felton from Harry Potter charging around $600 and react with mock outrage. The hosts joke about getting Cameos from various celebrities and eventually announce that The Offensive Line itself is now on Cameo. A Harry Potter tangent covers who ends up with whom in the series and whether Hermione should have been with Harry instead of Ron. One host reveals he has started a landscaping business called Phil and Tech Forge and is waiting on government recognition and an IRS letter before he can open a business bank account. Another extended segment covers a cat named Harley who refuses to drink from an expensive new water fountain and insists on scooping food out of her bowl to eat it off the floor. The hosts discuss expired vehicle registration tags, with one host noting that police scan his tags and pull him over immediately if they expire, unlike his white friend who got an apology when pulled over for expired tags months later. The episode closes with discussion of Facebook birthday etiquette, whether to use AI-generated images for birthday posts, and brainstorming names for the landscaping business including religiously themed options and the politically charged MagaMowing.

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A loose hangout where tequila, IRS paperwork, and ad-targeting jokes keep feeding the bit.

The episode stays in a loose banter lane, with a tequila run, IRS paperwork, freelance work, and business account headaches all getting pulled into the same conversation.

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Press play if you want a loose comedy hangout that jumps from tequila to tax forms.

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