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Tom and Jack React To Your Worst Confessions

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Jack falls asleep on the toilet for an hour after drinking a chartreuse and Ray and Nephew shot.

1. Shut Up I'm Talking episode 76, "Tom and Jack React To Your Worst Confessions," centers on audience-submitted confessions and the hosts' own weekly mishaps. 2. Tom and Jack host the conversation, with Tom supplying stories about Birmingham and driving while Jack reads Patreon submissions and demonstrates a dice trick. 3. The episode asks how far people can take embarrassing admissions before a confession becomes more chaotic than the original event. 4. Jack opens with a hygienist appointment involving pink plaque dye, orange protective glasses, and a mouth he says glows pink. 5. Tom says he passed his driving test but still faces insurance forms and car-buying paperwork. 6. Jack describes another plane-crash dream involving Bill Zoe, while the hosts joke that its ending is unknown. 7. Tom recounts arriving at Birmingham New Street at 11 p.m. and failing to locate a taxi driver waiting near TK Maxx. 8. The Birmingham driver repeatedly directs Tom between the taxi rank, an escalator, and the main road before Tom hangs up and takes another cab. 9. Jack contrasts that taxi experience with a Cornwall trip where a Hale cab driver played a song called "Active" for Jack's merry brother. 10. Jack describes winning Best Person to Drink With and Best Song with Harry at Max Gigi's silly awards. 11. At the Tubbo DJ after-party, Jack drinks a "fuck up" made from chartreuse and Ray and Nephew. 12. Jack says he vomited at home and then slept on the toilet for an hour while friends asked whether he was all right. 13. The hosts introduce Patreon confessions and explain that subscribers can submit material for future episodes. 14. Jack also promotes a monthly Patreon activity where a magician taught him mind-reading alongside a dog called the Labracadabra Doodle. 15. A dice routine has Tom choose five, and Jack guesses five after asking about breakfast, favorite animals, and best friends. 16. The hosts recall Freddie inviting a Brighton Dome viewer named Lucas to watch the Minions, which became part of Lucas's later connection to them. 17. Gilbert's confession claims he invented his birthplace, parents, languages, and life experience and fears his friendships will end if discovered. 18. Harrison's hamster confession leads Tom and Jack to debate whether hamsters die unusually easily, while Sophie admits wearing Chat Manifold merchandise to her grandfather's funeral. 19. Fans of Tom and Jack's confessional comedy and awkward personal stories will find the format most relevant. 20. Listeners uninterested in Patreon submissions, drinking mishaps, or relationship and pet confessions may skip it.

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