Haunted House Flippers · JD Lauriat

11 - Wakey Wakey

October 31, 2021·34 min·3 clips
Tom's ghost-hunting equipment picks up buzzing and voices, making him dizzy and scared in the cold room.
The parlor job sounds almost insultingly manageable. Lee explains what Tom and Janet need to finish the floor, using that careful caretaker voice that makes even basic instructions feel formal. Tom still finds a way to make it strange. He and Lewis slide into a height comparison, and Janet reads it as another Tom-shaped problem rather than a real mystery. Then coffee barges in. Janet returns irritated that everyone wanted coffee at the same time she did, which gives the scene a funny, domestic bump before the stranger problem starts back up. Lewis is introduced as Lee's acquaintance. Lee tries to describe him as someone tied to architectural restoration and interested in older houses, while Lewis reacts like he is hearing his own cover story being written out loud. That is where the alarm bell gets funny. The corrections stay small, but the pauses make Lewis feel less like a visitor and more like a secret someone forgot to hide properly. Janet notices his voice. She asks if they have met because he sounds familiar, and his casual denial only makes the room wobble more. Lee tries to move things along. Janet blocks the tour because the bedroom is a mess and the hardware store is closing, which is practical, embarrassing, and exactly the kind of couple logic this show does well. Nobody quite keeps the story straight. Lewis is staying with Lee, interested in old houses, and somehow meeting everyone for the very first time. The episode lets that awkwardness do the work. The floor repair stays small, while Lewis's familiarity and Lee's careful evasions make the scene itch. Then the credits soften it with a bedtime-story close, production thanks, and the show's haunt-it signoff.

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A routine house moment turns into a funny, uneasy introduction with one very tall complication.

Wakey Wakey starts in a half-rushed house where Janet is trying to finish the floor, Tom is elsewhere in his own head, and Lee's calm gets shaken when Lewis turns up as an old acquaintance who happens to be very tall.

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For when you want a fiction episode that turns house restoration into a slightly uncanny, very chatty visit.

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