Craig Venn & Lucky On Demand · 94.9 The Rock

Apr 09/26 Craig & Lucky On Demand

April 9, 2026·30 min·2 clips

Who will replace Jack Nicklaus and Gary Player for the Masters ceremonial tee shot when they're too old?

The Masters tee shot gets them going. Someone asks who replaces Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, and Tom Watson when the old guard stops doing ceremonial duty. Arnold Palmer still gets his drink, naturally. That drink turns into its own little detour, because lemonade, iced tea, and vodka apparently need a proper hearing before anyone can get back to golf history. Then celebrity news crashes the room. Nikki says she is fine with her on-again, off-again boyfriend seeing other women, but only inside a very specific boundary. Physical stuff is not the issue. Crosswords, favorite shows, memes, and shared food are where she draws blood, which Craig and Lucky find ridiculous in exactly the useful way. They get amused, then nosy. Her history with this boyfriend goes back to 2013, and the therapy detail gives them plenty to pick at. Therapy becomes the bit. One host says therapy can help, then immediately wonders about hauling an unwilling partner into the room just to listen to the complaints in person. The other one keeps pressing. Pretty soon, they are picturing one of them trapped in a session while the other would rather circle the block than park. Too plausible. From there, the show jumps to cartoons, where SpongeBob SquarePants more or less owns the 2000s by showing up. Parenting math slips in too. The kids are a little young for some of that era, so nostalgia turns into an age check. The final stretch lands at the kitchen counter. Oranges, cucumber, zucchini, broccoli, pears, spinach, turnip, mini cucumbers, pancakes, strawberries, and cookies get counted like a family audit. Vegetables lose. Breakfast for dinner wins. Fruit hangs on. And your fifties are still coming.

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Dry morning-radio banter that drifts from the Masters to relationship rules, cartoons, and breakfast-for-dinner chatter.

A small Masters question kicks things off as Greg and Lucky wonder who might one day handle the ceremonial tee shot once the familiar names are no longer there.

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Masters tee-shot gossip, Glaser rules, and breakfast-for-dinner talk.

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