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Side Quest 149: Dragon Con Long Gone

October 15, 2025·1 hr 3 min·4 clips

The hosts compare a giant-titted Gandalf and the sluttiest Pikachu they have ever seen.

1. Authors & Dragons Comedy DnD Podcast uses Side Quest 149: Dragon Con Long Gone to revisit Steve’s trip to Dragon Con with Robert Bevan. 2. Steve and Robert Bevan are the main voices, and Bevan is the American host who let Steve stay at his house in Suwannee. 3. The episode is for recounting Dragon Con logistics, porch drinking, and convention stories after a lost earlier recording. 4. Steve says his wife has been in Korea for about a month, and he has been “learning that I can’t cook for shit.” 5. He says he made spaghetti last night, and Bevan answers that spaghetti is “fucking mint.” 6. Steve complains that his local pub was closed for a 66th birthday party after he worked overtime. 7. Bevan and Steve compare their different attitudes toward Dragon Con, with Bevan saying he usually prefers Authors and Dragons Con. 8. Steve says he had a free Dragon Con ticket, stayed at Bevan’s house, and spent a lot of time drinking on the porch. 9. They decide they could have skipped the hotel and just used Ubers for the nights they wanted to go out. 10. Steve says the Uber ride home felt like “fast travel” because he blinked and was suddenly back at the house. 11. Steve talks about being on a comedy panel, a dating show, Comfort Reading, and apocalyptic fiction. 12. He says the apocalyptic-fiction panelists knew specific weak points in the Western supply structure and pointed to chips made in one factory in one place. 13. Steve says he got two laughs on the Falstaff panel and felt annoyed that a British panelist seemed funnier than him. 14. He also says he brought spare Brandon Freymaster books and handed them out at the con. 15. The costume talk includes a Gandalf with massive tits and a Pikachu onesie worn in an extremely revealing way. 16. Steve and Bevan argue that confidence matters as much as attractiveness when people dress like that at conventions. 17. The tone is informal, heavily swearing, and driven by back-and-forth banter rather than a structured interview. 18. The format shifts between practical convention recap, personal updates, and improvised jokes about people they met. 19. People who like convention war stories and crude host banter. 20. People wanting polished interviews or spoiler-free narrative structure.

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